Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Cigarette
Cigarette ek laanat hai, Aao isay mil kar khatam karain, or khoob daba kar piyain.
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Monday, September 12, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
50th anniversary
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
" Mission Accomplished."
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
" Mission Accomplished."
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Monday, May 2, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Just.for.laughs.gags-1301-The.Invisible.Bump
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Sunday, April 17, 2011
♥♥♥♥♥ Just For Laughs ! People's Choice ♥♥♥♥♥
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Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Kentucky Virus
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!
As we aren’t got no programming experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.
Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thanks for your cooperation.
As we aren’t got no programming experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.
Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thanks for your cooperation.
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Metal Wires
This is currently big news in Indonesia. Metal wires about 10-20 cm long grow from a woman’s body! Skeptics initially thought that is must be “self-inflicted”. Doctors however, have other theories but have given up on providing any scientific or medical explanations.
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Chulbulas News
15 Story Hotel
A construction crew in the south-central Chinese city of Changsha has completed a 15-story hotel in just six days.
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Chulbulas News
List of Terrorist
An immigration officer tried to rid himself of his wife by adding her name to a list of terrorist suspects.
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Chulbulas News
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